Dear Mr. McMahon

Dear Mr. McMahon-
I commend you and your staff AND your program assistant. (Um can I have that job please?) I would really enjoy being able to do that. ANYWAY, Dear Mr. McMahon. I've caught up with the amendments to the new wellness policy and I must say, you are unbelievable. I wish that the haters could see how much you truly do to protect the health of your athletes. It truly is amazing. I wish I understood EVERY chemical on the list. I know the gist of what it is they are responsible for and I know the damage they can do...but that's neither here nor there. I think its awesome you release their names so that the fans can know exactly which superstars are letting down there biggest fans. It really impresses me how you are willing to let them go, even the biggest names like "Regal" and "Hardy", that stands out. I would like to see the NFL and the MLB make a move like that. Psh, who am I kidding, the wouldn't dare..Barry Bonds still gets to hold records doesn't he? But you, you sir stripped Hardy of his title and have clearly made him start back at the bottom of the totem poll. Nice work. I appreciate that move. Even though I missed the title run...I would much rather miss Hardy while he is in rehab getting well enough to fight another day than to have him crash and burn in a hotel room and leave us forever. That has happened before and we sure are done with that.
Now, the REAL reason I began this correspondence.
I am coming. Watch out. No matter what I have to do, what bottom I have to start from, I am GOING to climb my way up enough to work in your company. Even if I have to answer phones until I retire, I will be there. WWE WILL be on my tax forms and on my pay check. I wouldn't mind being the gopher for life either. Just know, that I am coming. I know everything there is to know and one could know based on what is released and what is leaked. I got it under control. I will be there. If I have to walk all the way to Stamford, I will be there. Don't you worry about that, I am on my way. I won't stop.
Now, you should know, I for sure have ulterior motives. I have a plan. When I make my way to where you are, I will work my way up to the point where I can start getting things started that I want to see. Where I am at a place where I can whisper in the right persons ear. I want to maintain and keep up to date the wellness policy. The health, both mental and physical, of these athletes is my true passion.
I've grown up watching them rise and I've had the misfortune of seeing some of them fail. I remember where I was when I heard about Chris Benoit, I remember where I was when I heard about Owen Hart, I remember where I was when you and Mr. Michaels screwed over Brett (Nice move by the way), I remember where I was when Triple H disappeared again, I remember where I was when Donald Trump made you shave your head and I remember where I was while you sat on trial. I remember when it was WWF. I remember when people let others be. I remember when sports entertainment was acknowledged and respected. I remember when the WWE/WWF wasn't a scapegoat for the mass media on steroid abuse. Do they even know what they are talking about? Do you suppose the understand the full world of performance enhancers? Do you suppose the understand that their coffee each morning filled with caffeine is a performance enhancer as well? Do you think they know that in the Olympics, too much caffeine will strip you of a medal? I bet they don't. I bet they have no idea how deep that rabbit whole goes and by displacing blame on one of the industry's attempting to do something about it how much they are adding to the problem.
And for ANYONE who wants to say that all of this happened in light of the events that took place last summer with Chris Benoit and his family, needs to check a time line. This wellness policy has been in place for years and is not something that appeared over night. IT came under attack after the tragedy took place. So, stupids, check a time line. And while Cris Benoit is a secondary subject, does anyone else find beauty in the idea that he hung himself using the cable to his weight machine? How much does that speak about the depth of his personal conflicts? Wow. What kind of mental anguish must he have been under when he snapped? WHat did those drugs do to him? Doesn't that scare you? That chemicals he put into his body willingly became the same thing that drove him to snap. Man. I need to fix that.
Anyway,
Dear Mr. McMahon, I'm coming. Start planning now. I'm taking WWE by storm. You won't be the same. I'm one of those kind of people ;).